TrumpSucker Beliefs and Attitudes 

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  • If you believe that Donald Trump was a “successful businessman” before running for president...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

         

  • If you’re certain that Donald Trump loves average working people and doesn’t make fun of them when he speaks in private...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

  • If you feel that Donald Trump is sets a good example for our children and is a fine role model for young people...you're probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump isn’t using his presidency to enrich himself and steer taxpayer funds towards his private businesses...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

  • If you believe that Donald Trump didn't refer to active duty military personnel and veterans as "losers" and "suckers"...you're probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re convinced that Stormy Daniels didn’t spank Donald Trump’s derriere...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump had absolutely nothing to do with Russia and Putin and their executed plan to disrupt the 2016 election...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re convinced that Donald Trump didn’t fire the inspector generals for several federal agencies to prevent them from uncovering his administration’s deep corruption and misuse of taxpayer dollars...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re certain that Donald Trump didn’t use his office to illegally gain money above and beyond his presidential salary---in direct violation of the constitution’s emoluments clauses...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Covid-19 is a totally fabricated or deliberately exaggerated “ worldwide conspiracy” just to make Donald Trump look bad before the 2020 election...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re convinced that Stormy Daniels didn’t spank Donald Trump’s derriere...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump was trying to help bring Americans together and heal racial tensions when he called black NFL players “sons of bitches who should be fired” for respectfully kneeling during the national anthem...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump has appointed the most honest, competent, experienced and reputable people available to his cabinet and White House staff...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that every single one of the 26 women who’ve accused Donald Trump of sexual assault are all lying...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If after hearing the detailed accounts of the 26 women accusing Donald Trump of sexual assault you respond with “Uh...but what about Bill Clinton?” you might have problems with simple counting OR...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump’s personal cell phone is absolutely secure from hacking and spying and that both China and Russia haven’t been listening and monitoring 100% of his conversations since the beginning of his presidency...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think Donald Trump took the Covid-19 virus seriously from the very first day he was told about it...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re convinced that saving lives from the Coronavirus is more important to Donald Trump than getting four more years in the White House...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re convinced that Donald Trump was right when he said that ingesting bleach or household chemicals or shining a light inside of your body could prevent or cure the Coronavirus...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you now believe that Donald Trump is sincere about “wearing face masks” and “taking the Coronavirus seriously” and that his “change of heart” has nothing to do with politics...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you don’t believe several accounts that Donald Trump regularly mocks “ignorant Southerners” and makes fun of their “low intelligence” and their accents...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you took the cheesy reality TV game show called “The Apprentice” seriously and believed it accurately portrayed Donald Trump as some sort of “brilliant business magnate”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker. 

 

  • If you think that the “Trump Foundation” was actually a genuine charitable organization and that Donald Trump and his family didn’t purloin its funds for personal use...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believed that Donald Trump was telling the truth when he promised to “build a wall” along the entire Mexican-US border...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that the border wall would actually work to stop immigration into the United States or that Donald Trump was truthful or realistic when he said that Mexico would pay for such a wall...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you thought that it was “funny” when Donald Trump said he’d like to date his own daughter, or that he was “just joking” when he went into detail about it...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump wasn’t being serious when he pointed at a nine year old girl and said “I’ll be dating her in ten years!”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you don’t realize that every time Donald Trump calls something “FAKE NEWS” he’s actually just trying to shift attention from accurate and verifiable reporting on the widespread corruption, incompetence and cronyism within his administration and his family...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump was just trying to improve health care and expand access to more citizens by killing Obamacare and its legal requirement to insure people despite any “pre-existing conditions”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believed Donald Trump when he constantly promised to “never play golf once I become president”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you are convinced that Donald Trump has empathy and an honest, sincere desire to help people other than himself and his family...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump uses 100% of the campaign contributions for his campaign and that none of it ends up in his company’s bank account for his own personal gain...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump has never used his office for personal gain and that he has never steered our taxpayer dollars into his private businesses...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that there aren’t dozens of other women who Donald Trump has sexually assaulted---but who have stayed silent due to concerns about their privacy and personal safety...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump was telling the truth when he said Barack Obama wasn’t born in the United States and that he has all kinds of “proof” from his “incredible investigations team in Hawaii”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

  • If you think that Donald Trump took his own SAT test to get into Penn instead of his father paying someone much smarter to take it for him...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think Donald Trump got into Penn without his father’s exorbitant “contributions” to that institution...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re sure that Donald Trump didn’t use his father’s connections to beat the military draft in the 1960’s...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think it’s false that Donald Trump has enacted policies that allow for extreme cruelty towards animals...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.   

 

  • If you believe that “bone spurs” and not cowardice or self-preservation was the real reason for Donald Trump never enlisting in our military during the Vietnam War...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you are convinced that Trump “University” was a legitimate educational institution and that people received real value from it...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump’s attempt to extort Ukraine was “perfect” and that he wasn’t abusing the power of his office for corrupt political advantage...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that every single one of the witnesses who testified about Donald Trump’s criminal behavior and extortion attempts against Ukraine was lying and that only Trump was telling the truth...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you agree with Donald Trump that the white supremacists and neo-Nazis marching with tiki torches and chanting “Jews will not replace us!” were “very fine people”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you listened to the Access Hollywood tape and concluded that “It’s no big thing because ALL men talk that way”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re convinced that Donald Trump never cheated or refused to fully pay the small contractors, construction workers, bricklayers, drywallers, pipefitters and other men who helped build his hotels, casinos and condos...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump is a “self-made man” and that he “earned” all of his money without a dime from his father...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re certain that Donald Trump is really a “billionaire,” even after he absolutely refuses to let the public see anything that would prove it...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump has every right to hide his taxes from the public---unlike every other president and presidential candidate...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that the only reason Donald Trump won’t release ANY of his taxes for public viewing is because “they’re under audit”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump’s tax returns would prove that he’s “clean as a whistle” and demonstrate how honest he is...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump didn’t purchase the Miss Teen USA pageant so that he could walk in on underage girls while they were undressing...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re certain that Donald Trump’s close friendship with Jeffrey Epstein was completely innocent and that he never knew about---or participated in---Epstein’s sexual exploitation and abuse of underage girls...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump is a loyal, trustworthy husband and committed family man...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump is a truly religious Christian and that he has always been a regular churchgoer and Bible reader...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re convinced that Donald Trump treats everyone the same and doesn’t care about your income, race, religion, ethnicity or nationality...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think Donald Trump’s self-proclaimed “love” and affection for vicious, murderous dictators in North Korea, Russia and other countries isn’t absolutely genuine and sincere...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that the “Access Hollywood” tape was “just man talk” or “typical locker room stuff” and that Donald Trump would never grab a woman’s private parts in real life...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump isn’t a racist...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you agree that Donald Trump is actually some sort of “stable genius”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that Donald Trump’s father, Fred, wasn’t a KKK member and that the two of them didn’t deliberately keep black people from renting their apartments for several decades...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If the main reason you like Donald Trump is because he hates the same type of people you hate...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that Donald Trump can’t possibly be anti-Semitic---despite his many anti-Semitic statements---because he loves the policies of Benjamin Netanyahu and has a Jewish son-in-law...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that the Mueller Report “completely exonerated” Donald Trump and showed he did absolutely nothing criminal...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that William Barr didn’t intentionally and methodically plan to deceive the public by “spinning and discrediting” the Mueller Report long before the public or news media was allowed to see it...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you insist that the many convictions and plea bargains that resulted from the Mueller Investigation “mean absolutely nothing”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you think that the economy was “terrible” in 2016 and magically became “great” starting on January 20, 2017...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you believe that all of the polls showing a rapid decline in popularity and support for Donald Trump are “fake” and “just anti-Trump propaganda”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you say things like “The American people preferred Trump over his main opponent in 2016 and he was the choice of the voting majority!” you are either challenged by simple arithmetic OR...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re willing to risk contracting Covid-19 and willing to waive any rights to sue any people who put you in harm’s way, just to watch Donald Trump bloviate and flounce “Live and In Person!”...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you’re completely confident that Trump will win the November 2020 election...you’re probably a TrumpSucker.

 

  • If you're absolutely convinced that Trump will win the November 2020 election by a “landslide”...you're undoubtedly a TrumpSucker. (And maybe the biggest one imaginable.)

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